On last night's Primetime Live, Michael Lohan (father of our favorite shrinking starlet) defended his headline-grabbing spate of drunken arrests and fiery car crashses.
"[Lindsay]'s got more offers than ever now ... don't they say any publicity is good publicity? People don't want the good things, they want the dirt."
You know what that family really needs? A reality TV show!
"They have to commit to being on camera ... [It] would follow us through the course of our divorce. Everything would be put on hold to begin with while we're shooting this, in an effort to become a family."
Michael even says he'll drop his multi-million dollar lawsuit if he gets his show. "I'm a selfless human being."
