Weezer have been teasing their upcoming ninth album on YouTube for months now, and today, they posted a new video that reveals the record’s title. Sadly, to the consternation of many, it will not be the self-titled “Yellow” or “Orange” album. (To the consternation of many more, it will not be “The Blue Album” either, har har.) The Ric Ocasek-produced record will be titled Everything Will Be Alright In The End, and as someone who was forced to learn the AP Stylebook backwards and forwards as a journalism student, let me tell you that “Alright” really enrages the copyeditor in me! Check the video below.