On Tuesday night, Jack White took in a Cubs-Padres game as part of a three-ballparks-in-three-nights promo and probably had a fine time. But he also made the mistake of showing a range of human emotions in the Friendly Confines. A TV camera caught the rocker’s grumpy mug and it instantly went viral. So we had a caption contest. Thanks to the hundreds of you who submitted image macros and thanks to the dozens of you who followed the rules for getting an image to display in the comments. As promised, the highest-voted submission is below, follow by the usual best/worst comments of the week roundup. (Also, White will throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Tigers game on Tuesday.)

SAD JACK WHITE CONTEST WINNER

		raptor jesus | Jul 23rd	Score:40
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THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10		Cary Whitt | Jul 23rd	Score:21
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

#9		Scott Lapatine | Jul 23rd	Score:21
	Posted in: Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

#8		tom select | Jul 18th	Score:22
		In a better world, “don’t drop bombs on children” should be the least controversial thing you can say. Eddie Vedder should feel no need to qualify his remarks
	Posted in: Following Controversial Onstage Rant, Eddie Vedder Says He’s Anti-War Not Anti-Israel

#7		Zayin | Jul 23rd	Score:23
		Random Fact: They actually had a much longer name originally, hence the ellipsis. They shortened it by request from their record label. Their full, original name, was “Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead”.
	Posted in: Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

#6		Gelth | Jul 23rd	Score:24
		Incredible, I had a dream last night about this very thing.
	Posted in: Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

#5		Josh Hurlebaus | Jul 23rd	Score:26
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

#4		Adam Wenn | Jul 23rd	Score:27
		Let he who is without sin cast the first glass dildo
	Posted in: Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

#3		raptor jesus | Jul 23rd	Score:40
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

#2		Zayin | Jul 23rd	Score:41
		This will easily be the best thing Kid Rock has ever produced.
	Posted in: Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

#1		shuffles | Jul 23rd	Score:49
		People who live with glass dildos shouldn’t throw Kid Rocks.
	Posted in: Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5		Lisa Mrock | Jul 23rd	Score:-16
		Every damn time.
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

#4		Kristi Addis | Jul 23rd	Score:-16
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

#3		Chris Nuber | Jul 23rd	Score:-21
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

#2		Miruna Iulia Radu | Jul 23rd	Score:-26
		Here’s mine:
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

#1		Ashley Kemp | Jul 23rd	Score:-33
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

		eighteenk | Jul 23rd	Score:15
	Posted in: Caption The Sad Jack White Cubs Photo And Win A Prize