Popular singer and loathsome human being Chris Brown jumped on Instagram to sing a cover of Sam Smith’s prettily maudlin smash “Stay With Me.” But being the wily rascal that he is, Brown felt like he had to switch up the lyrics, the real problem with “Stay With Me” being that Sam Smith never sang the words “bitch, you owe me.” The video is below.

You’re no “Weird Al” Yankovic, Chris Brown. You’re no Vin Diesel, either.