Make no mistake: Within the next decade or so, Broadway will get a Rock Of Ages-style rap jukebox musical. It already sort of happened with the Tupac musical that flopped last year. Last night on The Tonight Show, we saw some version of how the final product might look, and it was pure hell. Old Videogum adversary Gwyneth Paltrow, wearing some kind of peach-colored formal onesie, teamed up with Jimmy Fallon to do goofy cabaret versions of Drake’s “Started From The Bottom,” Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” and Big Sean’s “Don’t Fuck With You” — the last of which is dedicated to Paltrow’s former Glee castmate Naya Rivera. If you’re ready for your skin to crawl this early in the morning, you can watch it below.

Imagine Panda Bear’s face while he sat in the green room watching this.