To celebrate The Simpson’s 25th anniversary, Homer Simpson has been turned into an official “Mr. Potato Head” potato head. (According to gift etiquette, the 25th year is traditionally the scrounging for every last cent you can get out of a franchise year/the potato year, so this works perfectly.) “D’OH!” Haha, is that what he would say? Or would he say ‘TO! “D’OH! I’M A POTATO!” I don’t know! And I don’t have to know. You guys have to know what he would say, because you guys have to caption him. Don’t have a cow, dudes!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, which is the Best. Placement. Ever. (Right? Homer Simpson said that?) (Image via Gizmodo.)