It is very cold in the midwest right now. This morning in Brimson, Minnesota it was -40 degrees! I just pulled that one place out because it was the place that was mentioned in one of the first articles that came up when I googled “cold midwest,” but I think we can use it as fine enough proof that the entire midwest is a very cold nightmare world and that nightmare is slowly creeping over to the east! IS THIS HOW HUMANS END?! WHO DON’T LIVE SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN THOSE PLACES?! Well, if we’re all going to freeze together, we might as well take a shower, put on our most futuristic-looking clothing, and do our makeup nice enough so our ice faces look good for when scientists find us and thaw us out, and then play this party game: cold movies. It’s like movies, but cold! I’ll go first!

• The Coldfather
• Of Ice And Snowmen
• Clueless Enough To Leave The House When It’s So Cold Outside
• Really Frozen 
• Bring Your Snow Dogs Inside And Also Remember To Check On Any Elderly Relatives