Ah, our final Monsters’ Ball of 2013. I actually didn’t realize it was our final Monsters’ Ball of 2013 until moments before I typed that. Did you all wear something nice? Man, if you just wore your grubby street clothes to our final Monsters’ Ball of 2013, I will be SO secretly furious and passive aggressive about it. Ugh. That is just like you. I can’t believe it, though! Time really flies when it’s not crawling so slow that you feel like your eyeballs are going to pop out. We’ll be back on Monday for a bit before we leave for a bit (and even then we’ll be around), so I won’t say any holiday goodbyes now, but, well, goodbye! OOPS!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Kate Middleton Meets Idris Elba Caption Contest, and no Editor’s Choice, because it’s the holidays, and you’re all my choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		albeckett | Dec 16th	Score:16
		I think it says a lot about me as a person that I just kept thinking UGH. As in ‘ugh, your kid did a triathlon? Ugh she can count in Chinese? Ugh YOU did an Iron Man? Ugh you’re in a movie? Ugh, you’re putting down hipsters?’ Because understandably all of these things are fine, but I find myself annoyed enough when people post like things to Facebook, let alone make an entire video about it. I realize I was probably NOT the intended audience, but I gotta assume it was their family, who I feel may have injured themselves with all of their eye rolling. I do enjoy Christmas jammies though, so thumbs up for that.
	Posted in: #XMAS JAMMIES

#4		Gabe Delahaye | Dec 19th	Score:17
		Homerun.
	Posted in: The Best Viral Videos Of 2013: A Retrospective

#3		Frank Lloyd Wrong | Dec 16th	Score:18
		Remember when the Pennternet didn’t exist?
	Posted in: #XMAS JAMMIES

#2		R2D2, Esq. | Dec 16th	Score:20
		I bet these people never even get drunk in the morning.
	Posted in: #XMAS JAMMIES

#1		catweazle | Dec 17th	Score:23
		I just want to photoshop Kate into situations where her glee is inappropriate now.
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Kate Middleton Meets Idris Elba

[Ed. Note: Catweazle, you really did it with these photoshops. Spoiler alert — and I would hate to spoil it for anyone, so do watch out — you also won the caption contest! With a different photoshop! (Applause.) Congratulations to everyone, our final Monsters’ Ball winners of 2013. Very nice to see you again, Gabe! I’m so glad you made it to the party.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1		whiskeyclone | Dec 19th	Score:-2
		That show must have gotten a whole lot better than when it started then, because it sure seemed like a hokey piece of crap from the first episode or two.
	Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 TV Shows Of 2013

[Ed. Note: This was about the TV show Sleepy Hollow, and it seems two people disagree!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		catweazle | Dec 17th	Score:46
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Kate Middleton Meets Idris Elba

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, catweazle! You earned it.]