You: Hello pup, want to go for an iWalk on the SuperEnet-TravelSYS?
Your Dog: I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU.
You: Walkies?
Your Dog: WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES.
You: Oops, I almost Remem-ERR387 your retainment capsule! Can’t repeat ERR387 this P-TIME.
Your Dog: WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES.
You: Now remember, pup, we’re going to pass by Ms. Jen #192802938’s lifeSYS, so please don’t–
Your Dog: WATER WALKIES WAR- WALKIES WALKIES.
You: Oh, you want some Water™?
Your Dog: WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES.
You: Just walkies?
Your Dog: LOVE YOU WATER GARBAGE DIRT KISSES KISSES LOVE WALKES WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES.

Your dog is going to be pretty annoying in the future, BUT HE’S STILL GONNA BE SOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! (Via Geekologie.)