Guys, guys, wake up! Wake up! Guys! The 2014 Golden Globe nominations came! They’re all downstairs and they look beautiful! Wake up! WAKE UP! There certainly are some surprises this year. Most of the awards are being given to teachers and social workers, first of all. And the rest of the award statues are just going to be turned into dog toys and given to dogs with missing limbs? It’s an odd and unexpected choice by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, but one that Hollywood is coming to support with open arms and just kidding, the nominations are all just regular! Just movie and TV people, like normal! OH THANK HEAVENS! There are some “surprises” though. Brooklyn Nine-Nine has a few nominations, which is nuts and very nice for that show. (No New Girl for Best TV Comedy, though!) Monica Potter was nominated for Parenthood, which is 100 years late and very nice for me. And, well, I won’t spoil the rest for you! GO OPEN YOUR HOLLYWOOD TREASURE!

Best Motion Picture – Drama
12 Years A Slave
Captain Phillips
Gravity
Philomena
Rush

Best Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
American Hustle
Her
Inside Llewyn Davis
Nebraska
The Wolf of Wall Street

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Chiwetel Ejifor – 12 Years A Slave
Idris Elba – Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
Tom Hanks – Captain Phillips
Matthew McConaughey – Dallas Buyers Club
Robert Redford – All is Lost

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Cate Blanchett – Blue Jasmine
Sandra Bullock – Gravity
Judi Dench – Philomena
Emma Thompson – Saving Mr. Banks
Kate Winslet – Labor Day

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
Amy Adams – American Hustle
Julie Delpy – Before Midnight
Greta Gerwig – Francis Ha
Julia Louis-Dreyfus – Enough Said
Meryl Streep – August: Osage County

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
Christian Bale – American Hustle
Bruce Dern – Nebraska
Leonoardo DiCaprio – The Wolf of Wall Street
Oscar Isaac – Inside Llewyn Davis
Joaquin Phoenix – Her

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Sally Hawkins – Blue Jasmine
Jennifer Lawrence – American Hustle
Lupita Nyong’o – 12 Years A Slave
Julia Roberts – August: Osage County
June Squibb – Nebraska

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Barkhad Abdi – Captain Phillips
Daniel Bruhl – Rush
Bradley Cooper – American Hustle
Michael Fassbender – 12 Years A Slave
Jared Leto – Dallas Buyers Club

Best Director – Motion Picture
Alfonso Cuaron – Gravity
Paul Greengrass – Captain Phillips
Steve McQueen – 12 Years A Slave
Alexander Payne – Nebraska
David O. Russell – American Hustle

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years a Slave
American Hustle

Best Animated Feature Film
The Croods
Despicable Me 2
Frozen

Best Foreign Language Film
Blue is the Warmest Color
The Great Beauty
The Hunt
The Past
The Wind Rises

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
All is Lost
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
Gravity
The Book Thief
12 Years A Slave

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
Atlas – The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Let It go – Frozen
Ordinary Love – Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
Please Mr. Kennedy – Inside Llewyn Davis
Sweeter than Fiction – Once Chance

Best Television Series – Drama
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
The Good Wife
House of Cards
Masters of Sex

Best Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
The Big Bang Theory
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Girls
Modern Family
Parks and Rec

Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
James Spader, The Blacklist

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Drama
Taylor Schilling, Orange Is The New Black
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Kerry Washington, Scandal

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Lena Dunham, Girls
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made for Television
American Horror Story: Coven
Behind the Candelabra
Dancing on the Edge
Top of the Lake
White Queen

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television
Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor
Rebecca Ferguson, White Queen
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven
Helen Mirren, Phil Spector
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television
Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge
Idris Elba, Luther
Al Pacino, Phil Spector

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge
Janet McTeer, White Queen
Hayden Panettiere, Nashville
Monica Potter, Parenthood
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Corey Stoll, House of Cards
Jon Voight, Ray Donovan