SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
It isn’t a snow day in any meaningful sense of the term — we are adults and we have responsibilities, even when it is snowing outside — but it is a snow day in that IT IS SNOWING AND BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE! (IF YOU LIVE EXACTLY WHERE I LIVE, AND PROBABLY OTHER PLACES!) Light a fire in your apartment, boil chocolate candy and mix it with whatever liquid you have, put on all your socks, DO NOT DRIVE A CAR, do whatever you can to celebrate this beautiful day! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW!