I haven’t been in school in many years, so correct me if I’m wrong, but — it’s the place you go to when you need to buy groceries? Hahahaaaha, ahh, just kidding, I know what school is. What I was going to say is that I haven’t been in school in “many years,” but I think that now is the time when finals begin. Right? I mean, I checked my university’s academic calendar and I know for a fact that today is, at the very least, the starting date of that school’s week of finals, so. You cannot tell someone who has done her research that she is entirely wrong. But — what a pain, right?! Ugh. Sometimes it’s just like, leave me alone, teach! You take a test if you love tests so much and literally want to marry them and probably just kiss tests every night because that is how much you love tests! To help ease the pain, or to help remember the pain, or to help imagine the pain, depending on what all of our lives are like, I’ve constructed this party game: Finals Week Movies. YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS! I’ll go first and then you go!

• Silver Linings Book I Have To Stay Up All Night Reading Ugh Why Do I Always Do This
• Blue Is The Warmest Color, Or Wait, I Think…Yeah, No, Blue Is The Warmest
• Inside Llewyn Davis’s Disgusting Backpack
• The Open Notebook Exam
• Nights and Weekends Or I Don’t Know Maybe Just Nights