How do you do it, man? How do you position yourself to be born into the life where you not only get to be a dog with no knowledge of your own Internet presence or even the presence of the Internet, which is only either frustrating or boring right now, depending on where you look, but also the kind of dog who gets fed treats IN HIS SLEEP? You’re really doing it, buddy. Jealous is forever fan jealous of you. (Via SayOMG.)