Oh my god, did you hear about Jennifer? Like — okay, you know me, you know I’m not one to spread gossip about friends or whatever, but seriously…I mean, I can feel the emptiness of her womb from here. You know? Like, I FEEL empty. And it’s not mean if I say that! I love her, we’ve been friends forever, but I don’t care how beautiful and talented and famous and successful she is — girl needs to lock down a man and FILL THAT WOMB. Seriously, don’t tell anyone I told you, but I think she’s going to have a vacancy for a while. From Hollywood Life:

Jennifer Aniston may not be getting her happily ever after anytime soon. The 44-year-old actress is currently living in Bel Air, while Justin Theroux is busy working in NYC — and the distance is reportedly taking a major toll on their relationship.

After a string of failed relationships, Jen’s dreams of finally finding her happily ever after are slipping away. Multiple insiders reveal that work, distance and insecurity have driven [Aniston] and [Theroux] apart in recent months and that their wedding is on hold as their relationship grinds to a halt.

“They’ve hit a rough patch,” says one friend. “Right now, there are no wedding plans, no baby plans — nothing.”

It, like…makes me sad to think about how sad she must be? I almost don’t want to know about it because, not to be rude, but I don’t want any of that desperation clouding my own life. If you get what I’m saying? I don’t know. Don’t tell anyone I told you — I really shouldn’t have told you or anybody — and especially around the holidays, I would hate to have her know we were talking about her. It’s just, ugh, it’s so sad.