Man, what a slow Internet news day! BOOOOORING! I’m practically snoozing over here at the mere thought of how slow the news has been today, like a god damn snail. (The slow news is like a god damn snail, not me.) Thank god we have this video of Spock dancing with women at some weird Las Vegas outdoor dance party to get us through the end of the day, before we can get home and make dinner and kiss our wives and read a novel and do some cleaning and have some wine and see if we won our Fantasy Football game this week and try to forget that it has looked like nighttime since, like, 4PM. Right? THANK GOD 4 THIS VIDEO! DANCE BREAK OVER! (Via ViralViral.)