Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Johnny Depp’s New Hair Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		Benedict Cumberbatch | Oct 21st	Score:26
		WERE YOU ALL TOO BUSY DRAWING ANIME-STYLE CARTOONS OF ME SODOMIZING MARTIN FREEMAN TO SUPPORT MY CAREER AS A SERIOUS THESPIAN???
	Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: The Fifth Estate

#4		Dr. Feelgood | Oct 23rd	Score:30
		I probably wouldn’t hate it so much if they fixed the varying sound levels, shortened the video, changed the content entirely, and never uploaded it.
	Posted in: A Collection Of Perfect Quagmire Impressions

#3		Carmen Petaccio | Oct 23rd	Score:30
		Today is my birthday. My roommate bought me front row Drake tickets for my birthday. Everything is right with the world. (Lunch = fresh mozzarella sandwich w/ sun-dried tomato & basil mayo.)
	Posted in: How Is Everyone's Day Going Today, All Day?

#2		ladyrainicorn | Oct 23rd	Score:33
	Posted in: How Is Everyone's Day Going Today, All Day?

#1		topknot | Oct 21st	Score:38
		I haven’t seen the first four estates, so I figured I would wait to watch this.
	Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: The Fifth Estate

[Ed. Note: Well, even though no one saw The Fifth Estate with me, at the very least (the VERY, VERY least) we got some good Monsters' Ball comments out of it. Congrats, guys. Next time maybe don't LET ME SEE A MOVIE BY MYSELF. (JK, live your lives!) Happy birthday, Carmen. Have a good weekend everybody, love you, thanks for hanging out with me here, byeee!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1		chinese hacker | Oct 18th	Score:-5
		Incredible footage of Jack Nicholson as a woman. View post on imgur.com
	Posted in: Incredible Footage Of Jack Nicholson As A Baby!!

[Ed. Note: This was the only low rated comment (that wasn't a spam comment) and it was from last Friday. "We're the best!" (Mario voice.)]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Eli Sheldon! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor's Choice

		pickpocket | Oct 22nd	Score:13
		Can you all see the face on this pumpkin?
	Posted in: Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

[Ed. Note: Hahahahahahhaahahahahaha. Ahhh.]