Theeree he is, Captain Ameeericaaa! There’s a new Captain America trailer today, everybody! Captain America: The Winter Soldier. If he wins does that mean that we don’t have to go through winter anymore, and it’s only spring, summer, and fall, and maybe two weeks of winter where we get to watch snow fall and drink hot chocolate by the fireplace? But then it’s back to one of the other seasons? I don’t know, let’s watch the trailer together and find out!

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

“Was he wearing a parachute?” “No, no he wasn’t.” THE END. Haha. Why didn’t the trailer end there? You can’t jump out of an airplane without a parachute. You can barely jump out of an airplane with a parachute. Otherwise: I did not like this trailer. I am 100% not one for superhero movies ever, so it is hard for me to judge what looks like a good one and what looks like a bad one, but normally the trailers are a bit more interesting? I think? This one kind of seemed like a preview for next week’s Mad Men. “S.H.I.E.L.D. Sometimes that makes enemies. Are you ready? Look out the window. Disorder, war. I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. No. What? Come in. TONIGHT?” Haha. I don’t know. Maybe it looked great? Hard for me to say. Can you believe when that guy caught his America shield?

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Ahhh, now this is more my speed: White people who AREN’T superheroes! It’s always nice to see white people go from medium-happy to happy-happy. Love it. Want 1000 more of it just kidding I don’t and also I don’t need to ask, I’m sure we’ll get them!

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This movie comes out on Kurt Cobain’s birthday, February 20. Happy birthday, Kurt Cobain! Sorry your birthday movie looks so unappealing!