WHAT IS THIS OTHER DOG? Boo’s Facebook page says, “buddy and i stopped by the CNN / Anderson Cooper 360 office to say hi to our friend, Anderson Cooper!” Uh, Buddy? I’m not sure I’m okay with knowing the amount of Internet famous dogs and cats that I know already, and now you’re telling me that I’m supposed to know another one, just because he’s Boo’s cute friend? Give me a break. As if. As if I’m going to spend any time other than all of this time I am already spending on some NOBUDDY. That’s for you to do! We all know what Anderson Cooper is thinking. (“This is what I do now!”) We all know what Boo is thinking. (“You know who I am, doesn’t that make you question a lot of things about the way you’re spending the time you’ve been given?”) But what is “BUDDY” THINKING?!

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