It’s Thursday, October 10th, 2013, and you know what that means: only three more weeks left until Thursday, October 31st, 2013! And you know what that means: it’s almost the Thursday before the weekend during which you’ll dress up for Halloween! All hallows ween! I know you don’t all live in the city, but I’ll tell you what: there is just nothing like waiting until the last Halloween minute, throwing on some clothes that barely look like the kind of clothes that the person on the sitcom you’re going to tell people you’re dressed up as wears, filing into a crowded subway car full of loud, drunk, dressed up dumb-dumbs, and going to a friend’s party that makes you wish you had spent more time on your Halloween costume because everyone else’s Halloween costume is actually pretty good. But maybe that’s not you! OR MAYBE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE! WHOM ARE YOU GOING TO BE WEARING THIS HALLOWEEN?! We’ve put together a photo gallery full of terrible options for you to flip through, in case you need some inspiration. Or are you already inspired? Are you going to be beat-up Jesse from Breaking Bad? Are you going to be the nazis from Breaking Bad? (Don’t be the nazis!!) Are you going to be, ahh, I don’t know, Seth Rogan? Nick Burns? He Hate Me from the XFL? The baby from Rosemary’s Baby? The bookstore ladies from Portlandia? Vincent Gallo? Is it a surprise? (Don’t be one of those people who says it’s a surprise.) (NO ONE cares about your stupid Halloween costume and it’s 100% not going to be that great, just tell me what it is.) (TELL ME WHAT IT IS NOWWWW!) Are you going to be “What Does A Fox Say,” or whatever? Bob’s Burgers? Tell me!