Oh shit, y’all! The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug trailer time! Put on your Smaugbelts and let’s get to this thing! Beneddragon Dragonbatch waits for nobody! The trailer is probably already playing after the jump, let’s go catch it, c’mon c’mon c’mon, PS: there are also other trailers, they are all trailers that are not for me, I’m sorry, it’s not my fault it’s no one’s fault it’s just the way it is, okay let’s gooooo!

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

AWWW YEAH. AWWW YEAH unfortunately I don’t have a lot of interest in these movies. Hahah. I did not see the first The Hobbit, but I heard it was beautiful. This one also looks quite beautiful. My only complaint is that they did not superimpose Benedict Cumberbatch’s face on that dragon. Or maybe they could have just had Benedict Cumberbatch in a dragon costume, but without a dragon mask? I feel like there are better ways they could’ve done it. Like maybe he’s just a guy and his name is dragon? That would have been a fun twist. Or maybe you pull a Wizard of Oz-style curtain and it’s actually Benedict Cumberbatch, not a scary dragon, doing all the threatening. I don’t know. Something like that. Could’ve been good!

CZ12

My one complaint is that none of the heads are Benedict Cumberbatch heads. LOL. JK THAT WOULD BE GROSS. Jackie Chan’s return to his Armour of God series looks goooooood! Lots of fun fighting that I, personally, would tune out during, but that I could see how someone else would enjoy. Some nice looking shots. A good looking couch. Some heads. Yep!

Sal

“REBEL. HEARTTHROB. ARTIST.” It’s like, who are we talking about here, Sal Mineo or James Franco?! Am I right? I truly don’t understand how James Franco produces so many things (I guess it’s easier when many of those things are not-too-good?), but this thing looks like it could be good!

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

Ahh. Lots of action today! This one looks good too? I don’t know! It’s very difficult for me to say! There’s lots of running and fighting and serious consequences, which is nice for an action movie. I think everything will be okay in the end but it will be fun to watch Chris Pine make it okay! Yeah? Ahhhh.