ATTENTION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION. PLEASE SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREENS AND CLOSE ALL OTHER WINDOWS. IF YOU MUST KEEP OTHER TABS OPEN, PLEASE DRAG THIS TAB INTO ITS OWN WINDOW AND MINIMIZE THE BROWSER WINDOW THAT CONTAINS YOUR OTHER TABS. ATTENTION. THIS VIDEO DESERVES AND DEMANDS YOUR FULL ATTENTION. PLEASE SWALLOW ALL LUNCH THAT MAY BE IN YOUR MOUTH. PLEASE SWALLOW ALL COFFEE OR WATER OR OTHER BEVERAGE THAT MIGHT BE IN YOUR MOUTH. PUT YOUR LUNCH OR BEVERAGE TO THE SIDE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. GET READY TO EXPERIENCE A PARTICULARLY LARGE AMOUNT OF JOY. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE TASK OF SHARING A VIDEO WITH EVERYONE CURRENTLY ON YOUR GCHAT LIST OR OTHER LISTS. TAKE ONE MORE DEEP BREATH. ATTENTION. YOU ARE NOW READY TO EXPERIENCE THIS VIDEO FOR JUNGLE’S “PLATOON,” WHICH FEATURES THE BREAKDANCING OF AN INTENSELY PERFECT CHILD. THANK YOU. (ALERT OVER.)

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