Bradley Cooper has been known to make waves with his hair news, but we’ve NEVER seen anything like this before: Bradley Cooper at the beach, not making hair waves (or beach waves) with a blue t-shirt over his head! AH-WOOOOOGA! [Note: Not “ah-wooooga” like “hubba-hubba,” “ah-wooooga” is just the sound that the hair alarm makes.] It would be unprofessional to throw out any wild guesses here about what Bradley Cooper could be hiding underneath his blue disguise — after all, we know just as much as you do about the situation, the only difference between us being that we have a platform with which to spread misinformation. That being said: you might remember that Brad Pitt recently cut his hair,  leading some to believe that Mr. Bradley Cooper had orchestrated each of his Breaking Hair News moments to build up a public persona that would evade suspicion when the ultimate hair heist was pulled. (Because one would assume that Bradley Cooper would want to keep all of the Breaking Hair News attention to himself, so he would never create a situation that would take the hair spotlight from him.) (It really is quite easy to follow.) Could it be that — and this is just a theory, we don’t mean to cause any alarm, please stay calm — that underneath his blue disguise, Bradley Cooper is hiding…BRAD PITT’S HAIR?!?!?!?!??! We’ve had our team digitally removed his blue t-shirt hair disguise: you be the judge.

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We will bring you any new information as soon as it comes to us. (Hair disguise photo via Dlisted.)