Friday the 13th! Is everyone going to go watch a spooky movie? You should. I am going to see a band play Nirvana songs for In Utero’s 20th anniversary, which is almost a spooky movie. “Do you think that’s really a ghost, or what do you think?” That’s what I’ll ask when I get there. “Hey, ghost or no ghost? How do you vote?” Very cool and everyone will get it! Otherwise, GUYS, we are going to have the answer to last week’s Breaking Bad soon! Savor these last few moments, you don’t know who is going to [spoiler] by the time we get to Sunday night! Talk about it with you here on Monday!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Batman And Captain America Rescue A Cat Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		fighting polish | Sep 9th	Score:31
		“Don’t drink and drive, kid. And if you do, call me”Amazing.
	Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

#4		pickpocket | Sep 10th	Score:34
		This really gets on my nerves. I studied hugs for 6 years, finally getting my master’s degree, and I’m trying to make a living off that now. These “free hug” groups come in and ruin the profession for those of us who actually have the proper TRAINING and CREDENTIALS and need to make a LIVING from it.
	Posted in: This Awful “Sweeping Girls Off Their Feet” Prank Video, OR Absolutely Anything Else?

#3		brittadictarnold | Sep 9th	Score:41
	Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

#2		Frank Lloyd Wrong | Sep 9th	Score:42
		“Hello? Hello? Heeeeeeeee-lloooooo? Is anyone coming back?”
	Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

#1		Dr. Feelgood | Sep 9th	Score:45
		Huello?
	Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Ed. Note: This Week’s Top Breaking Bad Comments. “Huello?” genuinely makes me laugh very much, as does the fact that it is the #1 rated comment on a blog. Great job. Great job to everybody.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

		garbitrary | Sep 11th	Score:0
		or a waterbug father    I’M SO SORRY
	Posted in: Nicolas Cage Explains The Term “Waterfather,” Probably Has A Pretty Chill Relationship With His Family!

[Ed. Note: Okay, so, technically this is NOT the lowest rated comment of the week. Let the record show that this is not the lowest rated comment of the week and that it, at the end of the week, stands at a neutral 0. The only downvoted comments this week were spam comments. (Which we are trying to keep under control!) So. Hahah. That is great! What a feat. Except for the fact that, during the week, I tried to downvote this particular comment and upvoted it by mistake. So I’d like to think that if I had downvoted it properly it WOULD have been the lowest rated comment of the week. So. That’s what you get for bringing that bug here, garbitrary!! An honorable “lowest rated” mention. GROSS BUG.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		Peter Bonerz | Sep 10th	Score:27
		If no one was home …how did the fire start?
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Batman And Captain America Rescue A Cat

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Peter Bonerz! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

		briadru4 | Sep 10th	Score:13
		Can I make the “Sweep Men Off Their Feet” video? Where I take a broom and brutally hit them in the kneecaps?
	Posted in: This Awful “Sweeping Girls Off Their Feet” Prank Video, OR Absolutely Anything Else?

[Ed. Note: (Cheering sound effect.)]