Do you think Mr. Real Batman goes around secretly looking for fires to put out when he’s in his Batman costume? And he’s only ever told his wife about his dream to put out a fire when he happened to be in the costume? And she thought it would never happen, but sincerely wished that it would because she knew how happy it would make him? And after it happened he called her and said, “It happened.” And she was like, “Oh my god!!!” Ah, I hope so. Thank you, Real Batman! Thank you but a bit less, Real Captain America! Caption it, you guys!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and will make Real Batman very proud. (Via GorillMask.)