Light slowly fills your bedroom, waking you up warmly. You don’t usually set an alarm unless the forecast calls for rain — the sun always does its job. You feel awake, and your coffee machine, set to a timer, has already started brewing. You grab a mug and stare out your kitchen’s windo– WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! SOME KIND OF SPACESHIP LANDING? DID SOME KIND OF BOMB GO OFF? ARE WE BEING POISONED?!? DAVID!! DAVID COME HERE, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, I THINK WE’RE UNDER ATTACK! DAVID! DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Via DailyPicks.)