Egypt? How good Drunk History is? What happens when you die, and what if when you die you’re actually reborn onto another planet and you’re, like, an alien, and you find out that the rest of the aliens are planning on attacking Earth because they all have a slight memory of Earth that leads them to conclude that Earthlings stole the planet from them, but you’re the only one who knows the full truth, so you have to convince them not to attack Earth? This New Yorker article about Mayor Bloomberg? The conclusion of Whodunnit?? WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT?! From Us Magazine:

There’s still hope, Twi-hards! [Ed. Note: Written for adults by adults.] Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, who officially split in May, are hanging out again.

The pair got together at her L.A. house on August 4 for “a very intense conversation,” a source tells Us Weekly. (The British actor, 27, also visited her home in July.) “They will probably pick up where they left off,” adds the source. “Rob is obsessed with her.”

And he has a shot at getting his woman back. “She’s still heartbroken,” adds a pal of Stewart, 23. “She can’t seem to get over him.”

UUGGGGGGH, WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT!?!?!?!?! I am so mad at these sources for not giving us the full story. How do you expect us to go on with our day, knowing that somewhere out there people are withholding information about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? WHAT WAS IT? Nick and Jess? Their song of the summer? How they wished Jennifer Lawrence could be their best friend WHAT WAS IT?! (Thanks for the tip, Claire!)