Unless you woke up this morning in the body of a disgusting bug, or you’re something like a Planet of the Apes ape that likes trampoline accidents and has access to a computer, you are a human being. You deserve respect, and you deserve to make your own choices. (The Planet of the Apes ape also deserves respect.) Some other blogs will just pick out a video, throw it right in your damn face, and tell you to watch it — but not this blog. Not today. Every other day, yes, but not today. Today you have a choice: Would you like to start your morning with an advertisement from Hugo Boss featuring Gwyneth Paltrow in a crisp white suit, talking about doing yoga and exercising to work off the bread and cheese she likes to include in her life, as if just not particularly feeling like taking a luxurious amount of time to balance your other luxuries is the reason why people don’t do yoga every day OR would you like to start your morning with a building being demolished? THE POWER OF CHOICE IS IN YOUR HANDS!

CHOICE B:

Only you know what the right choice is for you, and I hope you made it. Good morning. (Gwyneth via Celebitchy, building via i09.)