We did it! It was touch and go for a while, and there were for sure a few moments during the week in which I thought that we might not do it, but here we are: the weekend. Are you doing anything nice for it? I hope so! One of our last August weekends! OF OUR LIVES, just kidding! (Fingers crossed just kidding.) It is, though, speaking of lasts, Mr. Amrit Singh’s last day over at Stereogum. R.I.P., Amrit Singh. You were a beautiful, wonderful, and talented human being, and I wish you the best of luck in Heaven. Please head over there and pay your respects. Otherwise, though, have a nice weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Simon Cowell On A Jet Ski Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		king curtis | Aug 13th	Score:28
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Simon Cowell On A Jet Ski

#4		topknot | Aug 12th	Score:30
		• If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am, then who do you think you are, I am!
	Posted in: Best New Party Game: Threats That Would Not Have Been As Good As “Tread Lightly”

#3		Chris Trash | Aug 13th	Score:31
		Oh, I think this is only the beginning of her problems.
	Posted in: Judge Throws Out Paula Deen’s Race Discrimination Charge

#2		garbitrary | Aug 13th	Score:33
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Simon Cowell On A Jet Ski

#1		nastyemu | Aug 12th	Score:34
		“Hi Lydia. Just a quick FYI: I know all about the meth operation so if you ever decide to kill off any loose ends please don’t forget to kill me too!” -Skyler
	Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day!

[Ed. Note: Seriously, mastyemu. And good job, everyone else! Pour one out for yourselves tonight! (That’s what that means, yeah?)]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1		specialk | Aug 13th	Score:-5
		No, Sarabi had a huge fight with Mufasa and had a one-night stand with the head, male cheetah. Technically they were both cheetahs.
	Posted in: Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

[Ed. Note: Sure, I’m sure you deserve this.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		garbitrary | Aug 13th	Score:33
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Simon Cowell On A Jet Ski

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, garbitrary! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

		Kate | Aug 12th	Score:26
		I grew up when the President did, and I don’t want to scare anyone, but I had to WAIT to use the phone in a house with 9 other people. And about half of the time, when it was finally my turn, my friend’s line was BUSY! And then…THEN…I had to WALK to her house to tell her whatever it was I wanted to say. I am a survivor.
	Posted in: Kris Jenner Has A Message For President Obama

[Ed. Note: Editor’s choice is the least my mom deserves for everything she had to go through. HOW DID SHE EVEN PLAY CANDY CRUSH?]