“That is so wonderful, but where’s my real birthday gift? Should I keep looking? Is it under the sink? You know, there are lots of toxic things under the sink, so I hope it’s not– Oh…this is the gift? Just the bun in the oven. Huh. Just a bun in the oven to tell me you’re pregnant — that’s the birthday gift you’ve gotten for your mother. On one of her limited number of birthdays, this is the gift you’ve chosen for her. Okay. No, no, it’s great. I’m happy for you. Great timing.” (Via DailyPicks.)