In This World, Nothing Can Be Said To Be Certain, Except Death, Taxes, And Local News Bloopers

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You never know what surprising turns life is going to take next, but you always know there will be a local news blooper probably involving an inadvertent penis drawing or an anchorwoman saying "and now fuck to you I MEAN FUCK TO YOU I MEAN BACK TO FUCK, Robin!" when you get there. (Via Gawker.)