“First off I want to say thank you for not running away from me. You wouldn’t believe the nerve of some people I come across. They move away from me, screaming, as if I’m trying to threaten them? Or something? It’s like yeah, I WILL sting you, probably, but right now I’m just trying to chill, man! Relaaaaaax. Take a mondo dose of chill pills and meet me by the pool, you know? Like, at the very least just sit still. Whatever, dude, I’m not going to let people like that bother me. I just wanted to give you a quick shout-out to thank you for inviting me to your BBQ and for letting your chill girlfriend hold me on a rock or something for a while. That was nice, man. It’s been a long time since I’ve actually felt invited anywhere — or at least, anywhere where some dummy in a bee suit wasn’t trying to take advantage of me. You know? Hah. It was really cool. I’m sorry I couldn’t talk (I’m a bee), but I want to let you know that the high-five was on purpose. I really meant it. You’re a cool dude, never change.” -Bee

GET AWAY FROM THAT BEE! HOW ARE YOU SO CALM AROUND A BEE?! (PS: “Hello bee!” is adorable.) (Via Gawker.)