“Uhhh. Hah, ahh, no, no I’m a fan! I’m a total fan. This is great, it’s great to meet you. It’s just I think I see some friends over…there…– Yeah, I see some friends. I’d just let them go and catch up with them later but my phone is about to die, so I don’t want to get cut off. I’m sure you understand. This has been great though, seriously. Big fan. I loved you in Edward Scissorhands, plus plenty of the new ones. What? Oh, no, of course I can name them. Like, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and then there was that other remake…And this new remake. You know, let’s just say that you were great in all of them. Honestly, I do have to go, but it’s been great meeting you. Keep up the good work!” THAT’S MY CAPTION, WHAT’S YOURS?!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via Dlisted.)