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Hahaha. Okay, maybe my immediate negative reaction was a bit much. It is sweet. It is certainly hard to say “No.” to a woman crying tears of joy at the idea of spending the rest of her life with her sweetheart. BUT STILL! “Honey, how did you get Zach Braff to help you with your video proposal that you put together in a way that makes it very clear you were always intending to put it on the Internet with the hope of it ‘going viral’?!” “I donated to his Kickstarter.” “Oh! How much* of our money, the money that we will need to fund so many things at this point — wedding, honeymoon, children, general living — in order to start our life together, did you have to donate to this wealthy man in order for him to fund a movie?” “UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Hahahah. I haven’t painted the picture of a very pleasant woman, BUT SHE MAKES SOME GOOD POINTS! To be fair to this guy, though, you for sure didn’t want Zach Braff to have to deal with the money people. So I guess it’s kind of a win-win.

Congratulations to he happy couple. I’m sorry I said “No.” so many times to you, but you kind of deserved it. You also deserve all the happiness in the world. I love you! Have a good life! (Via Uproxx.)

*The answer is $500, which is less than I expected, to be fair. But still a good amount! Certainly not nothing!