Combine 2 Things that seem wholly appealing.
3 tbsp No thank you
1 tbsp Well, you know, I just ate actually. It smells great though.
4 Oh, from the movie Grown Ups? Yeah, no, I didn’t get a chance to see that one unfortunately.
6 oz Oh, this is for Grown Ups 2? Ah yeah, didn’t catch that one either.
6 oz No, I don’t have plans for this weekend, why?
1 tsp Oh it hasn’t come out yet?
7 Hah. I thought that came out already. Ahhh…
1 tbsp Desperate regret
2 (15.5 oz) Cans of actually let me check my schedule, now that I’m thinking about it–
1 tsp Seriously, I do think I have something.
1 tbsp No.
3 tbsp No thanks!
6 oz Melted butter.
1 David Spade
14 Women pointing out that young Kevin James is attractive.

Throw it all into a pot and dump it in the toilet! Thanks, happy chili-ing! (Via FilmDrunk)