“Hello, people!” Chandler says as he enters and slams the door to Monica’s apartment. [laugh] In the distance you hear pained moaning from Rachel. Chandler looks at Monica, confused, and Monica makes a nervous face. [laugh] Ross comes out of the bathroom, slams bathroom door, shakes his head — “Never in my 100 years as a paleontologist have I–” Joey hits him in the face with a pillow, silencing him. [laugh] “What is going on?!” Chandler shouts. [laugh] “Well…” Monica begins, hesitating, “…Rachel ate a Big Mac.” Chandler runs towards the door, hops over a chair, and falls into the hallway. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] From The Cut:

I’ll never forget when Justin [Theroux] and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. The only thing around was McDonald’s. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system. I am always trying to eat organic and natural foods, so that just made my stomach turn and made me feel terrible. And I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin.

So one time Jennifer Aniston ate a Big Mac and then she got diarrhea? ?! DON’T GET MAD AT ME, SHE IS THE ONE WHO TOLD THE STORY IN AN INTERVIEW ABOUT SKINCARE! I’m just here to re-state the facts in order to help you stay clear of the same nightmare. Remember to never eat Big Macs unless you want “gasoline” in your system and acne on your face, unless your system runs on “gasoline” already, in which case go nuts? I think that’s correct. In that case, don’t even have one of your assistants pack you a beautiful road trip lunch, which they would have if you had just asked. Just get your “gasoline” and get going. To the bathroom. Because you have diarrhea? Ugh, I don’t know! Jennifer! HELP!