“‘I have an obsession for Beefy Crunch Burritos…and tattoos.’ God, how perfect is that? Man! Haha, I’m sorry to get weird on you, but it’s hard not to get a little starry-eyed when I talk about my boyfriend, the guy who got the Taco Bell “Beefy Crunch Burrito” (the burrito that includes Fritos) tattoo. He just does exactly what he wants when he wants to do it, driven by his appreciation for art and sometimes by his appreciation for Taco Bell, and never by foresight or reason. The perfect package. I mean, I’m not going to say it’s difficult to find someone who acts on immediate desire without thinking about how the decision is going to affect his life — I’m not crazy, I know we live in the year 2013 and that we are all human beings. But, without sounding braggy, I do think it would be difficult to find someone who would act so quickly on this specific desire — to get a fairly large Taco Bell “Beefy Crunch Burrito” tattoo — brought into motion by a Tweet at the corporate Twitter account. He’s my guy, there’s no one else like him, and I love him. Plus, putting Fritos in a burrito is a good idea.” – You

Is it real? Is it fake? HOW QUICKLY CAN YOU GET US 2 TACO BELL? (Via Uproxx.)