Long holiday weekend? Let’s just get to it then. You want to sit around and read a half-cooked pre-amble for nine hours when you could be outside? No way, Jose. That is obviously not what our brave men and women were fighting for. What they were fighting for was hot dogs, popsicles, and playing frisbee in the park! HONOR THEM! GET OUT OF HERE AND HONOR THEM!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Crying Bill Murray With Crying Baby Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choices.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		brrrrrian | May 21st	Score:25
		Some new show called Arresting Developments is apparently going to be on google or something?
	Posted in: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session

#4		thisisawkward | May 22nd	Score:26
		I didn’t! Maybe next time I should just slap the phone out of his hand and look really intensely at him and say NEW YORK’S HOTTEST NIGHTCLUB IS: INAPPROPRIATE FAN. You will be accosted on the sidewalk while you and just minding your own biz and your cellphone will be knocked onto the ground by some creepy girl. Perfect for families!
	Posted in: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great

#3		Patrick M | May 17th	Score:27
		Michael needing to have two phones for all of the pictures of his kids was my favorite thing, but second might be that Oscar was way into origami for eight years.
	Posted in: This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale

#2		Dr. Feelgood | May 22nd	Score:29
		It’s been widely reported that this picture is huge, but look, I have nothing to prove.
	Posted in: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great

#1		catweazle | May 22nd	Score:36
		Say what you will about this blookhead, but at least he’s really good at accurately quoting Darwin.
	Posted in: Sounds Like Joe Francis Is Doing Great

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Congratulations, everybody! I hope you enjoy the long weekend just the tiniest bit more than everyone else, you deserve it.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1		Dish | May 22nd	Score:-1
		Maybe this will be more relevant than the last link I spit at you: http://rachelheldevans.com/blog/abusive-theology-piper-mahaney
	Posted in: Did You Thank The Lord, Though?

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I don’t know what this is about and I don’t want to get into it!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		E. | May 22nd	Score:18
		(Not Pictured: Dan Aykroyd pitching Ghostbusters 3)
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Crying Bill Murray With Crying Baby

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, E.! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

		topknot | May 22nd	Score:12
		Very smart of them to appear on TV.
	Posted in: The Plot Thickens

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Seriously.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

[Ed. Note: This was the first comment posted on the Waka Flocka video, and it makes me laugh very much. YES what, exactly? No matter! I enjoy the enthusiasm!]