I don’t remember a lot of bullying going on with my grade school classmates. (High school is a different story, but what we’re discussing here is not high school so relax.) Generally the kids were nice enough to each other, EVEN TO THE NERDS, otherwise they for sure knew they were going to go to hell or that a nun would hit them with a ruler or that they would AT LEAST get a demerit, whatever that even meant. But one odd thing that stands out in my memory of grade school is that these kids, who were all generally nice to each other, EVEN TO THE NERDS, were UNTHINKABLY mean to the school bus driver. I guess because nuns didn’t ride the bus with them so there was no threat of physical harm? I don’t even want to repeat some of the things those little jerks would say because they make my heart hurt, but man oh man. Like. Okay, I’ll say one just so you get it: They would say the seats were his only friends, AND THEN THEY WOULD PUNCH THE SEATS? What?! It is certainly kid-level harassment, BUT STILL HARASSMENT! Stupid garbage kids. (And the bus driver was so nice! One time he drove me back to my house because I forgot my slip for the Scholastic Book Fair!) So anyway that’s all just to say that this prank, pulled by a school bus driver, is one of the better pranks. For all the school bus drivers out there who have to put up with a million screaming jerks every day.

GOT YOU, YOU JERKS! ENJOY A FULL DAY OF SCHOOL! (Via ViralViral.)