Oh, Farah Abraham! I try to keep our lives separate, I try to let you live yours the way you see fit while letting me live mine without having to know what you see as fit, but you keep forcing your way into my brain! I DON’T WANT TO KNOW, FARRAH! AND NOW I HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH INNOCENT PEOPLE, SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE SUFFERING! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! From Zap2It:

Making yet another in an insanely long line of wise decisions, Farrah Abraham already knows when she plans to show her daughter the now-infamous sex tape she made with porn star James Deen. According to Farrah, 13 or 14 years old will be the age when she shows her daughter all of the things that have defined her “career” so far.

In an interview with King Mac Radio, Farrah says she’s compiled a “baby box” filled with all kinds of goodies to pass onto her daughter when she’s old enough. What’s in the box, you ask? All the episodes of “Teen Mom” on DVD, her book, and naturally a copy of the new porn video. Farrah says she plans to share these treasures with her daughter “when she’s around 13 or 14, gets on her period, and is like, ‘Oh, I kinda’ want a boyfriend.’”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAAAAAAAAAAT? WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????? Like, absolutely why show it to her EVER, but then also why show it to her at such an early age, and then also why when she wants a boyfriend?! FARRAH! I’m sure she’ll understand the devastating effects having a daughter, being on a reality show about it, and then starring in porn have on a young girl, since the results of which add up to be THE LIFE SHE WILL BE LIVING. She doesn’t actually have to watch them! Farrah, girl! Life is hard enough! As it has been in the past, it’s up to you now to choose whether you’d like to talk about this or whether you’d like to forget it, bury yourself in warm dirt, hum to yourself until the memories fade away, and then talk about what you’re having for lunch. CHOOSE WISELY!