1. Think hard about why you want to live to be 105.
2. Not to say that life isn’t wonderful or that it isn’t a glorious gift that those who get to live to their 100s get to enjoy seeing their families grow and the world change, and not that it isn’t wonderful that their families get to keep them around and learn from them longer than most families get to keep and learn from their elders, but ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE?
3. It really is wonderful. But can you imagine?
4. One hundred and five years of having to live every single day. One hundred and five years of having to maintain your life, which obviously only gets harder and harder. One hundred and five.
5. Again, not that it isn’t a beautiful gift. We should be happy that anyone is so Blessed. Hearing birds chirp and seeing the sun shine much longer than most of their contemporaries, whom they have had to watch die NOT TO BE MORBID. It really is nice. But I do just need you to think about it hard before you move on to point number six.

6. Eat bacon?

Ok, good luck! (Via Dlisted.)