So, do you come here often? I know that’s kind of a lame thing to say, ha-ha, but like I don’t know, I come here sometimes and I’ve never seen you here before. Oh, you do? Huh. That’s weird, you’d think I’d remember seeing someone as beautiful as you in a place like this. Not to sound creepy or anything, ha-ha-hah-aha-haha. I guess maybe we were just never here at the same time. I mean, for the past few days I’ve been doing this game jam — were you here in the past few days? — creating this virtual reality simulator. Oh, a game jam is kind of a thing where developers get together and create a game in a limited amount of time. Oh, it’s like a helmet you put on your head…Ummm, how can I explain. You’ve probably seen it in movies or on TV, it’s a helmet you put on your head that allows you to experience another lanscape? I’m not explaining this well. Why don’t you just come over and I’ll show you? Again, I’m not trying to be creepy, hahahaa-ahh-haha!!!! I just think it would be so much easier if you’d come over to my basement and — Oh yeah, it’s just the basement of a building, I don’t live there or anything. It’s all concrete, that wouldn’t be very comfortable. But so you’d just come over– Oh, it’s a guillotine simulator. A guillotine. Yeah. Oh, what–? Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that! Maybe we can exchange information and when your friend gets better– Oh, you have to leave right now? Let me just give you the address of the basement–No? Ok. Ok, well I definitely won’t forget what you look like and I have a sample of your DNA from your glass here, so I’ll just find you on the Internet. Ok, bye!

Sometimes you do just want to chop off your own head, though. That’s for dang sure. (Via BoingBoing.)