This video’s going to be a bit upsetting so maybe it’s best that we take a few minutes to think of some more comforting things before we get to it. Ummmmm, ok here we go: Spiders. Seeing a spider crawl across your bed. Being outside in a park, touching your hair, and realizing there’s a spider up there. You shake your hair to get it off and it won’t come off and your friends won’t help you because they’re too busy laughing. Ok, umm, what else. Finding bedbugs in a new couch you just bought. Taking a sip of Coke and getting a bee in your mouth. Looking in the mirror after you get home from a first date and realizing there were a bunch of things wrong with your face the whole time. Centipedes. Having to take another semester of college because you actually forgot to go to one of your classes the whole time and it wasn’t just a nightmare you’re going to wake up from. Being haunted by a mean ghost. Sticking your feet in your shoes and then finding out there’s a mouse in there. Ok, I think we’re all set! Let’s get to this video about a man whose brain was leaking through his nose!

WHO IS THIS NEWSCASTER? Not to bury the lede, but in the future do you think everything’s going to sound like TMZ? “This is the sound that works — people respond to this.” Anyway, whoops! Brain fluid! I guess let’s just all go to the doctor and tell him or her that our brains are leaking through our faces and we need surgery right away — better safe than sorry! (Via Gawker.)