Why are people getting crowned with superlatives so often lately? Does it always happen this time of year and I’ve forgotten? April and May seem like odd times, but I guess the first few months of the year are when award shows happen, too. Or are people getting crowned with superlatives constantly and I’m just now paying attention? Does it– WHO EVEN CARES, OUR PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL BENYDICTY CUMBYBATCHY HAS BEEN NAMED BRITAIN’S SEXIEST MAN FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROOOOOOOW!! (BY READERS OF THE SUUUUUUUUUN!) From The Sun:

Deciding who is Britain’s sexiest man is elementary for Sun readers – Sherlock star Benedict Cumberbatch has now clinched the title two years in a row.

But unlike his super-smart detective character, the modest actor hasn’t a clue as to why he has attained sex symbol status. Despite being crowned 2012’s hottest bloke in Britain and emerging triumphant again in our poll last week, he says: “I’m still processing this strange misperception.

“I suppose I’ll have to find a way to deal with the strain. I enjoy being considered handsome, even though I think it’s hysterical.”

OH HUSH, YOU! (Though it does seem much more reasonable and honest for Benedict Cumberbatch to react this way than, say, Channing Tatum. Right? NO OFFENSE, OF COURSE, NEVER ANY OFFENSE TO OUR PERFECT BENNY CUMB, but. Right?) Congratulations to Benedict for holding onto his prestigious title of The Sun’s Readership’s Britain’s Sexiest Man Alive. We love you, no duh, forever and always. Let’s all plz celebrate however we feel we need 2.