It’s hard out here. We have things to do, lives to lead. I read an article one time and I’m not going to look it up right now but you can look it up use BING, but basically it said that when you have a task at hand and you cross from one room into another room, your brain can’t handle the simultaneous transaction of remembering what you were supposed to do while also synthesizing your spatial reorientation, so that’s why you forget that you were going to look for your keys. “Wait, what did I want again?” If you are in the bedroom and you think about how you need to go to the living room to get your keys and then you start thinking about something else before you go into the actual living room, once you are in the living room your brain will short circuit and you won’t remember the original thought which is to get your keys. EVEN OUR BRAINS ARE AGAINST US. Trust no one. And now you have this god damned computer printer and this god damned filing cabinet who probably think it is so cute and clever what they are doing well let me tell them that it is NOT cute NOR clever what they are doing. It’s despicable. SOME OF US HAVE THINGS THAT WE GENUINELY NEED TO GET DONE THAT ARE HARD ENOUGH ON THEIR OWN WITHOUT ALL THE FUNNY BUSINESS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES! GO FUCK YOURSELVES IN YOUR FACE, IT ISN’T FUNNY, WE NEED THESE DOCUMENTS WITH WHICH YOU ARE GOOFING AROUND!!!! (Via LaughingSquid.)