It’s beautiful outside, so that is making it a little difficult to write the intro to Petting Zoo. If it were raining outside I would say something like, “It’s raining, so we all need some animal videos for sure right now, blah blah, garbage,” but it’s nice so I don’t even know. We still need them, I feel like? We definitely still need them. I mean, this is the only place we see them every week (RIGHT?!?) so if we don’t get them right here, right now, then we’re going to have to wait a whole other week. I guess the need for animal videos is intrinsic and whether or not we feel down in the dumps or whatever only changes the degree to which we need the videos and not the actual need. Have I talked enough yet? Can we watch the videos now? Have you guys seen any good animal videos that I’m missing? If so, WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?! Ok, now I’ve talked enough, let’s watch these babies!

10. Prairie Dog Having A Snack

9. Deer And Rottweiler Play Together

8. Baby Elephant Struggles To Get Out Of Mud Puddle

7. Bunny’s Plate Trick

6. Dog Reacts To Lizard

5. Maltese Puppies In A Laundry Basket

4. Goat Rides A Baby Hippo

3. Capybaras Munch On Grass

2. Cat Snores Into A Glass Of Orange Juice

1. GoPro In The Monkey Park

MONKEEEEY PAAAAARK! It’s a promotional video which isn’t great, because we hate The Man (GoPro), but oh who cares you only live once and my goodness those monkeys. Speaking of my goodness, CAT SNORING? R U KIDDING ME? The Capybaras munching on grass is soothing and wonderful, I think. Like meditating except you can actually do it. “Goat Rides A Baby Hippo” is a classic and “Maltese Puppies In A Laundry Basket” is just a slam dunk. SWISH! SWISH AND CONGRATULATIONS TO US!