“I’ve dated so many weak men. Men who give up at the slightest difficulty. The type of men who refuse to send their dinner back to the kitchen if they find a hair in their soup, you know? ‘It’s just one hair, I’ll take it out, it’s fine.’ Ugh. That’s why my boyfriend, the man who lost his life savings of $2,600 on a carnival game at first in an attempt to win an X-Box Kinect and then later in an attempt to win his money back, was so immediately appealing to me. This guy is driven — he knows what he wants (a $300 X-Box Kinect) and he’ll stop at nothing (spending his life savings at a carnival) to get it. Do you think those other guys I dated would have continued after their first few failures at the obviously rigged ‘throw a baseball in a bucket’ game when they noticed that the baseball popped out and that they were AT A CARNIVAL where ALL OF THE GAMES ARE ALWAYS RIGGED? No way, Jose. Those weak losers would’ve packed it up and gone home. Not my current boyfriend, though. He doesn’t give up that easily. And I gotta say — the dreadlock banana doesn’t hurt either!” – You

“I think we’ll always have separate bank accounts, but I am FOR SURE going to marry him.” (Via TWBE.)