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Donning a blue Temperley London dress, the Nashville star elaborated on rumors that a Friday Night Lights movie is in the works, saying “I would love it to happen. I’m a big supporter of it happening. I don’t know if we will see it or not.”

“I know it was being written and Peter Berg is really serious about so I think if everybody got on board, I don’t see why we couldn’t have a movie.”

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