This is the only “real” new trailer this week, and HOW MANY OTHER NEW TRAILERS DO YOU NEED, GREEDY! It’s Thor! Hahaha. That’s what I say when I go to see the Thor movies and Chris Hemsworth comes on the screen. “Hey look, guys, it’s Thor!” And then at the end of the movie I say “I give this movie three Thors!” I’m excited for this movie because I liked the first Thor movie much more than I thought I would. I thought that movie would only get one Thor but it got 3.5 Thors. The trailer is kind of weird, though, right? Like why is Natalie Portman in London? Why does he make her go to the castle? Also, I know he is Thor and everything, but when he hits the ground with the hammer, he only takes out, like, 10 guys, and there are so many guys, so maybe he could get up a little faster? He gets up so slow as if no one is even fighting anymore and he just won the fight but you can see right there that everyone else is fighting a lot. I do like that Asgard has updated their prison system to the popular Glass Prison system that is so popular these days. I’m also glad that they are giving Loki lots of Kiehl’s products for his hair. He may have tried to destroy everything, but he is still a God or something, I’m not sure what anyone is actually. Anyway: Thor. Alright! That’s the tagline. Alright!