Happy Earth Day! What have you done for Earth Day so far? Here’s what I did in order: Woke up and opened my window, watered the seeds in dirt I bought that I don’t think will never grow into anything, walked outside, bought a small green-colored juice for $6. Wowowowowow! And it’s only the end of the day! NOT TO BELITTLE EARTH DAY. The Earth is important and we should definitely stop destroying it as much as we can for this one day every year. Then we get carte blanche for the rest of the year and that is NOT a bad deal, guys. (Not a lot of people know this, but this is true: The amount of trees you plant on Earth Day x 1000 = the amount you don’t have to sort your recycling in the upcoming year. Ask your taxman!) It’s a good day, though, I’m sure, even though I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be doing for it. Turn off the water in between washing dishes and while brushing my teeth? ALREADY DO IT. Start a Best New Party Game about it? DOING IT RIGHT NOW, THANKS. Earth Day Movies!

• The Descendants Who Haven’t Inherited A Broken World 
• Another Earth Day
• The Newly Planted Tree of Life
• Trash Recyclers 
• The Brave Little Composter
• World Ghost 

Another successful Earth Day in the memory books. Now it’s your turn! MAKE HER PROUD. (Image via Shutterstock.)