Sleepy Ms. MOMA (Tilda Swinton) is on the cover of W Magazine this month looking like a beautiful weirdo. -WMagazine
Disney is going to release a new Star Wars film every year starting 2015. And all of your friends thought you were SO silly for wishing on every single eyelash that fell from your face. Who’s foolish now?!?! -FilmDrunk
Jeff Goldblum appeared on Conan last night and pointed out that Conan O’Brien has a surprising set of abs, LADIES! -Uproxx
Adrienn Banhegyi, also known as “Jump Rope Girl,” is apparently the World’s Best Jump Roper. (Says the Internet?) Here’s a video of her jumping rope, YOU BE THE JUDGE! -Hypervocal
Universal Pictures is going to remake Weird Science. OOOH, GOOD! It’ll be produced by Joel Silver, who made the original with Hughes, and written by Project X and 21 Jump Street writer Michael Bacall. Yes yes yes, more of everything again! -Deadline
Transformers 4 is going to cast Chinese actors through a reality competition. If you think I’m reading anything past the headline in this one, you are wrong! I think I got it! -/Film